joke of the day

heh .. from http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2006/05/why.html

Why?

Jesus -

if you truly exist - why is there so much suffering in the world?

My Child,

I get that question a lot and haven't really answered it before. Let me tell ya, dude...

One night, a long frickin' time ago - back before I had my beard even - Stan, Buddha and I were hanging out and playing poker. To make a long story short, Buddha had WAY too much wine, we made this bet, Buddha tried to bluff, Stan totally called him on it....and now you all suffer and die.

Sorry, man.

Love,
JHC

chicken or egg?

Well man aren't I glad this mystery is solved, now we can move on with our lives :p

Chicken and egg debate unscrambled

"It's a question that has baffled scientists, academics and pub bores through the ages: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Now a team made up of a geneticist, philosopher and chicken farmer claim to have found an answer. It was the egg."

Actually I think this doesnt quite address the real question, ie, which can first, the egg or the first egg-laying creature?

most important list

i think everyone needs a list. seriously. its more than just superficial fantasizing, i think its a sign of being truly honest with yourself that you are a human being with desires that may extend beyond what is commonly perceived as "proper" behavior and that to have these desires is to truly admit your humanity, while still being able to be in a loyal, stable, healthy and committed relationship

I mean come on, really, if Angelina Jolie (or Brad Pitt, whatever your fancy) came up and wanted to sleep with you, deep down would you really say no because you have a partner? The auto-response most people would give their partners is "no of course not", but we all know that deep down inside, hell yeah you would. be honest with yourself man. people say sweet things all the time because they think it sounds sweet, if you're gonna be sweet it might as well be true. like guys who say "i'm gonna buy you flowers every day of our lives together", come on, how long are you really gonna keep that up. Wait till you meet a girl who takes you way literally (believe me, i know some of them)

so here's my list of who i consider the top 5 most desireable women and who i would sleep with given the chance:

1) Nicole Scherzinger (lead singer from pussycat dolls)
2) Eva Mendes & Eva Longoria (yes, threesomes count)
3) Monica Belluci
4) Angelina Jolie
5) -???-

i'm leaving number 5 slot open pending some extensive market research, after all this is a big deal and decisions of this magnitude shouldnt be made without some serious thought right. Although after seeing publicity pics of Maggie Q from MI3 she's a forerunner right now

i fee liberated :)

swimming in lust (apparently)

"Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell."

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Very High
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	High
Envy:	High
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	High

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