joke of the day

heh .. from http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2006/05/why.html

Why?

Jesus -

if you truly exist - why is there so much suffering in the world?

My Child,

I get that question a lot and haven't really answered it before. Let me tell ya, dude...

One night, a long frickin' time ago - back before I had my beard even - Stan, Buddha and I were hanging out and playing poker. To make a long story short, Buddha had WAY too much wine, we made this bet, Buddha tried to bluff, Stan totally called him on it....and now you all suffer and die.

Sorry, man.

Love,
JHC