i should blog about my dildo buying experience

so i went to with L to get a dildo for sb for her birthday (cuz she so blatantly asked for one) .. actually we went to midvalley first but i was unimpressed with the selection and prices (180 bucks for a birthday themed dildo?? wtf??)

so i walk into the store, take a peak around and of course don't immediately see what i want, so i go up to the guy and ask him if they have dildos. now, i still find it odd that .. and this happened at both stores .. that they don't seem to know what a dildo is. of course when i say vibrator they show me these egg clit massager things, which is not what i want, and i find myself standing there like an idiot making obscene hand gestures trying to signify length while saying "dildo ... dildo ... "

anyway ...

chinese guy at sex shop (cgass): "Oh, *lowers voice*, you want cock shape one?
me (me): "uh .. yeah sure..."

So cgass, looking surreptitiously around, picks up his cash register and produces a photo album, and shows me a picture of a .. true enough .. massive cock-shaped remote operated dong."This one velly good"

me: *looks at RM 280 price tag trying not to choke* "Actually my budget is around a hundred"

Btw at this point i'm flipping through the album finding everything from strap ons to sibians (don't know what that is? try googling it).

So then cgass picks up this little pink thing off the shelf with a remote and tries to get me to buy it, while i keep insisting i wanted the regular, longer type. Of course, he wouldnt have it

"That one, lots of customers complain"
"This one, lagi banyak (much more) power"
"This one, got remote and wire, so your hands boleh pegang-pegang benda lain (can play with *other* things)" .. proceeds to touch himself over to demonstrate .. mind you this is a somewhat effeminate looking chinese guy .. i'm like (thinking) "dude, wtf man, thats just wayy too graphic"

i wonder if they have any toys for guys .. hmm ..

anyway i want to stay here: Windsor at Ontario Place